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Charlton Heston 

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.
Charlton Heston by clownass December 6, 2006

Charlton Heston 

An American actor whose career-defining talent was orating the word "God" with inhuman levels of conviction.
Charlton Heston? You mean that dude who played Moses in The Ten Commandments, Judah in Ben-Hur, and the guy who says, "GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" in Planet of the Apes? Yeah, I know him.
Charlton Heston by mrskull September 24, 2018

Charlton Heston 

The Charlton Heston - where you cum in her mouth then smack her in the face, creating a spray all over your cold dead hands.
That broad sprayed her Charlton Heston all over me.

Charlton Heston 

Meeting a girl in a local pub, take her back for shenanigans then when she is least expecting it insert your penis and one testicle whilst making monkey noises as you cum like Charlton Heston in planet of the apes
That bird I met last night was filthy I filled her full of white lightning and special brew and gave her the Charlton Heston
Charlton Heston by Sue denham February 22, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026