Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
by NidgeDFX January 15, 2015