An IRC user who makes a habit of flirting with users of the opposite sex on a day-to-day basis, almost as if it's second nature to them. Happens because they can't get any in real life.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand