Chalk Hands

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A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.

That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah

Chalk Hands by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022

Words you can keep

Chalkhand

When you slap somebody with a handful of dust

“I oughta chalkhand ya for the way you’re acting!”

Chalkhand by JayBon3 October 25, 2020

Related Words

Chalkhand • chalk • Chalk Board • Chalk it • chalk talk • chalk it up • chalk it down • Chalk the cue • chalk up • Chalk walker

Chalkhands

Wastes of human life who went to school to go to school and stayed there forever. They never participated in society or worked a day in their lives and are human garbage because of it.

1: That chalkhands professor assigns 1000 word reports every week in a 100-level class.
2: Wow they definitely are human garbage and clearly never contributed to society or ever broke a sweat.

Chalkhands by Radio DAWG December 20, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026