Goulden's definitions
Usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.
Or
To Chafe
After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.
Or
To Chafe
After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.
"What a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. I need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show"
"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"
"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"
by Goulden March 23, 2007
Get the chafingmug. Description of a female form of whom wears rude clothing, or has the look of a pornstar.
Most likely to be a tease.
Can be shortened to DIRT if timing is impeccable.
Most likely to be a tease.
Can be shortened to DIRT if timing is impeccable.
by Goulden April 1, 2007
Get the Dirt Valvemug.