Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

charboner

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

chazboner

A small, tiny sized erect penis that is so miniscule it could be considered Infinitesimal.

Infinitesimals have been used to express the idea of objects so small that there is no way to see them or to measure them.

In effect it is like having no penis at all. Which is what Chaz Bono is sporting as of 1-6-2012

Spencer Pratt has a chazboner for Heidi

by irishmike0412 January 8, 2012