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1. A term, usually used offensively, or as a degrading slang; describes a person of incestuous relations, often operating within a close family circle, or family tree. Commonly referred to as a “cessblood” in a cesspool of genetics.

2. An individual that is considered unworthy of continuing their “blood lineage” ; whom is prompted by their peers, oppositions, or even personal ideologies:- to consider refraining from procreation with other specimen(s), out of fear of being embarrassed by some personal vendetta, effectively “ending their bloodline”.

3. A ludicrous, pioneering gang initiation act; involving the full- body submerge of an individual in a tub full of any fluid resembling “blood”, whether fake, homemade imitation, or “the real stuff”. It symbolizes “a man’s inner jaguar” making the individual “a man.”
“Y’know:- Tommy Ulk’avarch is a no-good, cessblooded, degenerate hillbilly. He is dating both his mother and his sister, who I believe may be pregnant:- no idea if it is his, though.”

“Only if Tim wasn’t such a cessblood. Then, maybe he would ask Sarah Lynski out to the dance. She is such a great dancer, and he is such a moron for not seeing the potential.”

“Yo’ Cuh’, gotta’ commit to our gang by hittin’ that inna’ cessblood’ in chu’. Ya’ feel me? Gotta’ sho’ em’ fools that inna’ jaguar, y’know?.. Ahhhhhhhhh, u’ do!”
Cessblood by Yumyuk67 February 7, 2026
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Cesspoodle

1) An elderly, incontinent dog that messes itself in it's kennel.

2) A dog that is constantly getting into messes needing frequent bathing.
I had to bathe my cesspoodle AGAIN today after it rolled around in cow manure.
Cesspoodle by jcbailaz March 12, 2011

Cesspoodle

A labradoodle, goldendoodle, cavapoo, cockapoo or any other abomination with poodle heritage. Especially ones prone to the stinkier things in life .
My dog Roka is such a cesspoodle. This one time she was found eating human excrement... Her shit beard says it all.
Cesspoodle by Stogie6936 June 20, 2023