Cesspoodle

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1) An elderly, incontinent dog that messes itself in it's kennel.

2) A dog that is constantly getting into messes needing frequent bathing.

I had to bathe my cesspoodle AGAIN today after it rolled around in cow manure.

Cesspoodle by jcbailaz March 12, 2011

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Cesspoodle

A labradoodle, goldendoodle, cavapoo, cockapoo or any other abomination with poodle heritage. Especially ones prone to the stinkier things in life .

My dog Roka is such a cesspoodle. This one time she was found eating human excrement... Her shit beard says it all.

Cesspoodle by Stogie6936 June 20, 2023

cesspool

synonym for shithole, dump, trash, and hell. can be used to describe a neighborhood or a city.

For a real life example of a cesspool, see Tallahassee, Florida.

cesspool by KRHimself April 22, 2006

cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.

Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.

cesspool of humanity by timeee May 15, 2011

cesspool

a strong word meaning corrupt or a wasteland. sort of bad place.

the world is a meer cesspool...

cesspool by mike July 6, 2003

Cesspool

The site you're reading this definition on.

Man, Urban Dictionary has become a real cesspool lately, all their new definitions are garbage.

Cesspool by Cyka oхуеть August 22, 2019

cesspool

an underground area for liquid waste (such as sewage)

Isabelle your apartment is so dirty it looks like a cesspool

Steve, when is the last time you cleaned your car it could be confussed with a cesspool

cesspool by forty April 17, 2006

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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