Ceryck

A real asshole. They are to stupidest people on earth. They can't tell the difference between a grenade and a sandwich. Knowing them they will try to eat them both. Do the world a favor and kill these people on sight. You will save many lives from their stupidity.

'someone eats a literal sandcastle'
"God you are such a Ceryck"

by M. Ishtar November 10, 2016

crycket

a weird, freakish recluse

At a party:
Person 1: Who is that freak in the corner whispering to the family dog?
Person 2: Oh, that's just crycket.

by pessimessi November 22, 2021