cellfare

being on a pre-paid cellphone service because you can't afford to do it the regular way.

Guy: Hey, can I use your phone to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day?

Girl: It's sunday. Use yours. Don't you have weekends free?

Guy: No, I pay by the minute. I'm on cellfare.

cellfare by Monster Me! July 14, 2005

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Cellfare

Providing cell phones to adult children who have jobs and should get their own plans.

This cellfare is killing me. Five people have phones and only one pays for them. I can't get them off my plan!

Cellfare by Bill Russell August 29, 2005

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Cellference

The interference you get when your watching TV or a Movie and everyone around you is on their cell phones listening to whatever or talking to whoever!

The cellference in the living room was so bad I couldn't watch or hear my football game.

Cellference by rodfive2 September 1, 2011

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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