Celebutot  

Babies of celebrities. Competing for face space with other celebrity babies. They grow into a celebutante. Celebutot babies wear only the latest lables and are themselves trendsetters from birth. Celebutot's grow into celebutante's. Names: AUDIO SCIENCE, FIFI TRIXIBELL, JERMAJESTY, KINGSTON.

"OMG Angelina Joelie is pregnant again"
"Oh great, we need another celebutot!"

"When Paris Hilton has her baby what do you think she will call it?"
"Hotel Hilton? Who cares really it will just be another celbutot to watch!"

"My 2 year old is acting all celebutot when we got the video camera out at her cousins party!"

"Spot the celebutot in the creche"
"who is it"?
"it's the one with the Gucci nappies! (diapers)"

Celebutot by phoenix_on_the_wrekin March 21, 2007

celebutard 

A mash-up of the words "celebrity" and "retarded," the word celebutard refers to any of a crop of famous people (mostly young, mostly filthy rich) who are unable to form complete sentences in a public setting. In fact, they probably couldn't even grasp the concept that "celebutard" is made up of two separate words.

Did you see Paris/Jessica/Britney/Lindsey's interview in OK! Magazine? I was amazed at her erudition. Sike! She was a total celebutard.

celebutard by EmilyHaHa January 3, 2007

Celebrotion

Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.

Also: Celebrote, Celebroting

Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!

Celebrotion by VinnyM November 21, 2010

celebutante

A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."

Paris Hilton, Ally Hilfiger, and Fabian Basabe are all noted celebutantes.

celebutante by enamils October 16, 2005

celebutard 

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.

celebutard by Surge2010 May 25, 2006

celebstitute 

The term used to describe a marginal "celebrity" whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of "celebstitution", which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even start a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

celebstitute by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

Celebujo 

A celebrity death.

Celebujo is the combination of the words celebrity and sakujo.

Sakujo is a word used by Death Note character Teru Mikami when he deletes (kills) someone.

The recent chain of celebrity deaths has been jokingly referred to being caused by Kira, the main protagonist of Death Note.

Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays! This is a massive celebujo!

Celebujo by KidQueen June 29, 2009