cbz
A shortened version of "cbf" for all those lazy shits who can't be bothered to say a word that is already shortened.
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Cbz
Originally the altered form of the abbreviation 'cba/cbf' meaning 'can't be arsed/fucked'. It is now a regular verb in English slang, used in situations where it takes the place of similar phrases such as 'I can't be arsed', and 'I can't be fucked'. It is used normally by lazy people who prefer to say cbz rather than its longer versions - the common use of cbz by a person in conversations, sentences etc is a sign of their laziness. It has, however, become a very popular phrase and is regularly used by people instead of using longer versions. It is now commonly used not only by lazy people, in every tense found in the English language. An activity which is extremely reluctantly completed by someone can be identified by such phrases as: 'such a cbz' 'cbzed so much' (examples 3 and 4) and other similar phrases. A shorter, equivalent way of using one of the above example phrases (when written) is adding additional z's on to the end of cbz (example 5). Cbz is pronounced 'ceebs'.
1 - Are you coming out tonight? No, I cbz/No, cbz.
2 - Did you take the dog for a walk earlier? No, I cbzed it.
3 - So you finished that essay then? Yeah, it was such a cbz though.
4 - If my mum asked me to do it now, I'd cbz so much/cbz it so much.
5 - Hey, mum wants you to go and tidy your room. Cbzzzz.
6 - Coming to play football? No, I'm cbzing/cbzing it.
2 - Did you take the dog for a walk earlier? No, I cbzed it.
3 - So you finished that essay then? Yeah, it was such a cbz though.
4 - If my mum asked me to do it now, I'd cbz so much/cbz it so much.
5 - Hey, mum wants you to go and tidy your room. Cbzzzz.
6 - Coming to play football? No, I'm cbzing/cbzing it.
cbzvmnx
The only word you can make with the bottom tow of the keyboard, means literally nothing, pure nonsense
What the cbzvmnx!
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)