cbz
A shortened version of "cbf" for all those lazy shits who can't be bothered to say a word that is already shortened.
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Cbz
Originally the altered form of the abbreviation 'cba/cbf' meaning 'can't be arsed/fucked'. It is now a regular verb in English slang, used in situations where it takes the place of similar phrases such as 'I can't be arsed', and 'I can't be fucked'. It is used normally by lazy people who prefer to say cbz rather than its longer versions - the common use of cbz by a person in conversations, sentences etc is a sign of their laziness. It has, however, become a very popular phrase and is regularly used by people instead of using longer versions. It is now commonly used not only by lazy people, in every tense found in the English language. An activity which is extremely reluctantly completed by someone can be identified by such phrases as: 'such a cbz' 'cbzed so much' (examples 3 and 4) and other similar phrases. A shorter, equivalent way of using one of the above example phrases (when written) is adding additional z's on to the end of cbz (example 5). Cbz is pronounced 'ceebs'.
1 - Are you coming out tonight? No, I cbz/No, cbz.
2 - Did you take the dog for a walk earlier? No, I cbzed it.
3 - So you finished that essay then? Yeah, it was such a cbz though.
4 - If my mum asked me to do it now, I'd cbz so much/cbz it so much.
5 - Hey, mum wants you to go and tidy your room. Cbzzzz.
6 - Coming to play football? No, I'm cbzing/cbzing it.
2 - Did you take the dog for a walk earlier? No, I cbzed it.
3 - So you finished that essay then? Yeah, it was such a cbz though.
4 - If my mum asked me to do it now, I'd cbz so much/cbz it so much.
5 - Hey, mum wants you to go and tidy your room. Cbzzzz.
6 - Coming to play football? No, I'm cbzing/cbzing it.
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026