Cazenovian Cad 

1. An upper-middle class yuppie parent, that often lives in New York but leaves their son and/or daughter to be raised in Cazenovia, New York. These parents often brag about their little products (i.e. children) that they only see on odd weekends and holidays. Sometimes shortened to Caz Cad, but this version usually implies a yuppie who has older children that go to Cazenovia College.

She's a Cazenovain Cad and recites the Cazenovian Caddish on the holidays.
Translation: She's a snob and feels obligated to visit her children on the holidays.

Cazenovian Cad by David Silverman December 14, 2008