Talking like a caveman, either because you are in too big of a rush to use articles and conjuctions, or because you're too cool for proper grammar. Either way, it sounds awesome.
by Deliriumishlirium March 22, 2012
Telling someone that you're going to treat them like a cave man would treat his woman that he wants to bang.
How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.
How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.
Him: "I'm was planning on cavemanning you later, if you're lucky..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."
Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."
Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."
by jack6burton April 25, 2018
Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.
The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.
The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.
by A guy with a very big cock April 20, 2010
When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.
by king_muscat April 16, 2010
When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.
The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
by king_muscat April 20, 2010
1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.
2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.
2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.
by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003
When a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl you take your thumb and stick it in her butthole. When you feel like you got some shit on your thumb you pull it out and proceed to draw caveman drawings on her back like stick people and dinosaurs.
by Scooby-Douche July 07, 2018