caught in a genjutsu

When someone or something catches your eye and you envision how your future will be like in a span of 3 seconds.

Imagining what your life would be like if you got your crush or an object like a car, house, etc.

A genjutsu is a ninja move in the anime show “Naruto” where an Uchiha (Itachi) can cast someone in an alternate reality.

My boy Chris saw a baddie so mesmerizing that he was caught in a genjutsu and envisioned how his life will be with her.

My boy Joey got caught in a genjutsu when he saw the new Audi RS3 coming out in the summer, and envisioned himself showing it off.

caught in a genjutsu by GBT3x May 31, 2022

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Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

Caught in a Genjutsu by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

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Caught in a genjustsu

Seeing something or someone so mesmerizing that you planned your whole future in 3 seconds.

My boy Chris saw a baddie so fine, he got caught in a genjustsu and planned his whole life with her.

Caught in a genjustsu by GBT3x May 31, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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