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Catronavirus

when one can not stop bitching in a 24 hr time period

ie. constant complaints, turning to dust at midnight, bifocal necessity
Oh, you see Karen over there complaining non stop? She must have caught the catronavirus.

Did Karen just ask for a manager? She must have the catronavirus

Me: Have you spoken to Karen lately?
Bob: Yeah, she complains a lot!
Me: Do you think she caught the catronavirus?
Bob: I don't know but stay away from her sarcophagus!
by the monkey handler March 7, 2020
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BC - Before Coronavirus

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"
by PhraseTheLord April 2, 2020
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coronavirus

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020
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coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)
men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing
by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020
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Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)
Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!
by lolggs March 21, 2020
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Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
by gracie1030 March 14, 2020
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Coronavirus Syndrome

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.
I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.
by RedZombie March 12, 2020
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