Catholic Priests

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Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.

Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.

Catholic Priests by Tytus July 22, 2004

Catholic Priests

Queer Eye On The Altar Boy Guy

you know it's sad but true!

Catholic Priests by damn fags July 20, 2004

catholic priest

A word for which the acronym is CP.

That catholic priest was watching CP on his PC

catholic priest by Lollerc0a5t3r March 2, 2011

catholic priest

1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy

Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.

catholic priest by filipino phil September 27, 2010

catholic priest

See Kid diddler.

That catholic priest diddled them all there innocent childs!

catholic priest by PissLip March 26, 2008

catholic priest

See - "Devil in a black coat"

"Run children, guard your backsides. Here comes the catholic pervert priest"

catholic priest by Bill Finn November 11, 2003

catholic priesting

When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.

"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"

catholic priesting by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 8, 2014

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026