A Caterpillar Dick is a dick that is able to move like a Caterpillar. This means that the penis crawls with such elegance that it attracts all the females. It is said to be so mesmerizing that only few can recall ever seeing it.
I hooked up with my boyfriend last night and you wont believe what he had... A giant Caterpillar Dick!
Did you see Gab yesterday? He had a nice Caterpillar Dick
No way that Caterpillar kinda looks like my boyfriends dick, maybe he has a Caterpillar Dick.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.