Cat wish 

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

Cat wish by Wavae April 9, 2019

Wish Granting Cat 

A cat who can grant wishes

Once there was this cat who could grant wishes. So Jeff raped him.- a story told by Wish Granting Cat

Wish Granting Cat by Woozlee March 19, 2007

Catwished 

When you buy something on wish and you get something completely different or it wasn't exactly how you thought it would be

Sophie had to buy a new prom dress because she got catwished.

I got catwished. The shopping cart I bought was a miniature one when I thought it was full size.

Catwished by FourT2Trillian July 24, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022