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To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."
Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?
cat assing by Nelsormensch July 9, 2007
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Cat Assing

Verb. 1) Used to describe the homebody behavior of a 'cat person' who stays at home instead of engaging in meaningful social relationships.

2) Also used to describe general lolly-gagging and laying about doing nothing.
Julie won't come hang out tonight because she's too busy cat assing around the house with her clowder of cats.

Julie is unemployed, so all she does is cat ass on the sofa playing video games.
Cat Assing by WeirdK May 5, 2011
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Catassing 

The wasting away of one's social life, in order to, level up there character in an MMORPG (massively mulitplay online role playing game)
Is Nathan coming over to day?

NO, he is to busy catassing.
Catassing by Unchosen June 12, 2007

Carassing 

What a person in a car behind you does when he or she wants you to go faster.
I'm going five miles over the speed limit and that guy behind me is STILL carassing me!
Carassing by Wucky April 17, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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