cartah

Very good personality, little dick though and he doesn’t drop game

Cartah with the little dick doesn’t drop game

cartah by J.sav01 November 23, 2021

Cartah

The biggest idiot in all the world , he smells like shit and never showers

Cartah smells

Cartah by Biggest tips fan August 6, 2025

Cartayism 

Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism

1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female

2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female

3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way

4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to

5: thou shall not gawk at females in public

6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone

7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female

8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol

Male: Bro I'm done with girls, I'm following Cartayism

Cartayism by Cartayism May 12, 2014

Steven Caraher 

One who is awesome.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Steven Caraher.

Person 1: Cool beans!

Steven Caraher by person8373 September 16, 2011

cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

Vagina cartwheels 

An elaborate sexual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). Supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you've ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and Grimm's Book of Fairy Tales.

Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.

THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)

"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*

"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"

Vagina cartwheels by the love pad November 12, 2012

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006