Carrot swordsman Share definition Flag A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffesThey are usually found in the dishwasher Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱 Carrot swordsman by Men cat man June 17, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Carrot swordsman mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch