by Muslim-Killer September 02, 2018
A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
by Sc8rboi69420 October 02, 2017
Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024