carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
by Sc8rboi69420 October 02, 2017
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