Definitions by Sc8rboi69420

carpet sniffer 

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

carpet sniffer by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017