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Carpet Angels 

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.
Carpet Angels by Woobey June 25, 2016
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carpet angel 

After sex when cum leaks out and, goes on the carpet therefore killing possible children making them angels in your carpet.
He pulled out last night during sex, now I have carpet angels in my living room.
carpet angel by 10eswenson July 27, 2017

Carpet Angel 

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."
Carpet Angel by Septiv May 15, 2011

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026