Carlybait

Boys who are 13 years old or younger. Especially tweens and toddlers.

MADDIE: "heyyy giirl wanna hang this weekend?"

ALLIE: "oooh iii gotta go to chuckie cheese for my cousins birthday :("

MADDIE: "ooommmmmgggg!!!!! think of all the carlybait!!! ;)"

by autumn skies February 21, 2010

carlabartow

to shamelessly self promote yourself at an event, especially a first Friday, art or biking event

That girl handing out flyers for the Tweed Ride is totally carlabartowing it up tonight.

by fdangle October 2, 2010

Carlinaitis

When someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.

Hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. Mate, do you have carlinaitis??

C: “Excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” M: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”

by Jr_oohaha December 17, 2017