Carlybait

Boys who are 13 years old or younger. Especially tweens and toddlers.

MADDIE: "heyyy giirl wanna hang this weekend?"

ALLIE: "oooh iii gotta go to chuckie cheese for my cousins birthday :("

MADDIE: "ooommmmmgggg!!!!! think of all the carlybait!!! ;)"

Carlybait by autumn skies February 21, 2010

carlabartow 

to shamelessly self promote yourself at an event, especially a first Friday, art or biking event

That girl handing out flyers for the Tweed Ride is totally carlabartowing it up tonight.

carlabartow by fdangle October 2, 2010

Carlinaitis 

When someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.

Hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. Mate, do you have carlinaitis??

C: “Excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” M: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”

Carlinaitis by Jr_oohaha December 17, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012