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There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot
Carlos Matos : the boy who called me crazy
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Carlos Matos 

The decent, the reliable, the amazing Carlos Matos. The owner of Bitconnect and the richest guy in this world and his wife doesn't believe in him although the guy's salary is 1400$ per day.
Carlos Matos: Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Whassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa up Bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnect! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! BITCONNECT! Wow! BITCONNECT! We are coming and we are coming in waves!
Carlos Matos by alphawuria March 14, 2018

Carlos Matos 

Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!
Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"
Carlos Matos by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!