Carl Wheezer
The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
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Carl Wheezer
a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
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Carl Wheezer
1. Jimmy Neutron's overweight friend who has too many allergies to list
2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )
3. He can basically eat anything.
4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?
5. He's a Momma's Boy
2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )
3. He can basically eat anything.
4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?
5. He's a Momma's Boy
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (Movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance
Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.
Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.
Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.
Carl: Oh. Minty.
Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance
Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.
Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.
Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.
Carl: Oh. Minty.
Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
Carl Wheezer by somebody//AWESOME August 8, 2011
Carl Wheezer
A very beautiful and powerful religious figure. Nobody in religion can match his greatness. He has conquered the miltiverse time and time again just for sport.
Carl Wheezer by Kevin_onsomegangshit69 May 7, 2019
Carl Wheezer
Carl Wheezer by SP1N Duwaiyis June 10, 2020
Carl Wheezer
Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.
Carl Wheezer by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021
Carl Wheezer
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