Carl Gallagher

When we speak of Carl we are only talking about the one from the America shameless because the British shameless looks worse then diarrhoea. Carl is defined as a hot mother fucker that any person in the bright mind would fuck and love. He also thinks about sex 70 000 times a day is a white boy but that's okay. If you do not like Carl you immediately get the death penalty, so don't be a ratatouille and love Carl you dumb bitches.

Chad: Carl Gallagher is so fucken hot
Karen: no he's not you weirdo
*banging on the door*
Police: POLICE, OPEN UP!!!
*Karen opens the door*
Karen: yes officers...?
Police: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING IN LOVE WITH SEXY WHITE BOY CARL!!!
Karen: *sobbing* I'm so sorry officers I swear I will take it back!!!Please Please let me go!!!
Police: WHATS SAID HAS BEEN SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK RATATOULLIE!!!!
*police take Karen to station where they put her in a cell and light it on fire where she burns to death*

by ur moms secret bitch September 03, 2021

carl gallagher

hottest man to ever exist 🤤🤤 as a kid he was adorable , when he’s older he’s hot as all shit 😍

girl: omg is that carl gallagher?!
girl 2: yes! isn’t he hot 🥵

by big.dick.bitch.com December 24, 2019

carl gallagher

Holy shit Carl is every guys dream life. Smoking hot girl friend in season 6 is rich and owns his own house at the age of fucking 15. Hes truly a GOD to many

Guy 1: You know the kid named carl Gallagher from 2119 Wallace street
Guy 2: Hell ya hes a bad ass
Guy 1: Dude he just f***** your girl friend
Guy 2: shit...

by Carlskid November 27, 2017

carl gallagher

carl gallagher is a very attractive man i personally am is wife 😩😩💞💞

“look it’s carl gallagher the sexiest man to exist”

by ed warren 🤬💔 April 11, 2021