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Carkhold 

To 'Carkhold' or 'Carkholding' is a niche fetish within the car enthusiast community. This is when a person modifys their vehicle and loves looking at it however they want to see it driven by someone else. This gives the owner satisfaction as they can see how they look when driving.
Frosty: Hey Chandy, want to join me and Clint for a drive to the workshop this weekend, my R32 Skyline is almost finished and ready to roam the streets. Lets check it out.

Chandy: Hey Frosty, sounds like a plan. Want to carkhold me? I'll ride shotgun with Clint.
Carkhold by Chandy Boo April 17, 2020
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Carhold Crew 

A group of people from Sydney, Australia that attend gigs in order to get roots and gain scene rep.
They play in a band called 'Renegade' and are followed around by their groupie Kirsten Lee.

They can be found sitting around Nandos, hard chillen' and trolling facebook, not socialising.
Hard Chillen' at Nandos with Carhold Crew, yee yee
Carhold Crew by ReneGaydee May 26, 2011
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cardholder 

During anal sex, a man grabs onto his partner and initiates a headbutt, leading to a clenched anus and increased arousal. Similar in technique to a donkey punch, but the headbutt leads to a more violent anal clench than a fist.
Jereme needed to use his cardholder status because his girlfriend couldn't make him cum.
cardholder by CMuscle June 16, 2009

Carkhole Tugging 

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
Carkhole Tugging by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013

cardholder 

someone who has a card in their hand
"At the moment she is a cardholder. The card says democrat."
cardholder by Vita Smart July 19, 2022
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