carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

by RodneyC July 12, 2009

Carbicide

To end life by eating lot's of carbs till you die.

Bruno is gonna committee carbicide after OJ was token.

by BrunoJ July 15, 2009

carbicide

attempting to commit suicide by consuming a massive amount of carbohydrate loaded foods.

After the girl got rejected by her dream boyfriend, she decided that the only choice left was to attempt carbicide.

by ndbabe27 June 17, 2011

carbicide

First seen on facebook, by member: Kari Sheridan,

is the act of not eating carbs, or disallowing any carbs from entering your body. Saying "NO" to any/all GOOD food with any carbs in them. FYI Carbs are the little bustards that make your ass fat. (it sure ain't the booze ya know).

Kari, fed up with the way life was treating her body weight decided to commit carbicide.

by facebookfriend July 10, 2009

carbicle

The outside salesman's office on wheels, his cubicle in a car. Where his work (cell) phone, file cabinet (milk crate) and refrigerator (cooler) are often located.

" Mrs. Cashonly, I left your purchase agreement back in my carbicle which is currently in your parking lot".

by Will Walkon January 20, 2012

Carbocide

To eat many fatty high-carb foods when depressed.

Lutz- What are you doing?
Bruno- I'm committing carbocide!

by Jay Hook July 12, 2009

Cubicide

Death caused by various office-related objects. This act of violence usually arises when a worker is micro-managed by his or her boss. Sometimes this act stems from the simple fact that a person is required to stare at a computer screen for 8 hours a day for 260 or more days per year. Symptoms include loss of vision from macular decay, increased procrastination to get projects done on time, and heart palptations from too much coffee.

Johnny Chimpo lost all hearing yesterday after falling asleep atop a desk with his iPod headphones on. When Johnny awoke his earbuds were lodged in his inner ear. Shortly thereafter he decided to committ cubicide by phone cord.

by Corporate Chimp September 29, 2005