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When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
Car Crash by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH
Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)
Car Crash by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019
When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.
Amy: God, I'm so bored.
Alicia: CAR CRASH!
A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her
Omg my car came in a car crash omg
Car crash by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.
Car crash by Get gacked November 6, 2023

Car Crash TV 

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
Car Crash TV by ..wil May 23, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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