Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.
by @Pappa_Snowflake September 06, 2020
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Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 08, 2016
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