Captain Fun 

Being a boring miserable little shit, Ditching Ya m8s to ride the buses

Sean 'From the shire' Chartlon
Pale skinned, brown toothed mong!
Captain Fun himself

Captain Fun by Luke Anthony Lyons 1 December 21, 2008

Captain Fun 

This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.

God: chazi help us

Chazi: hold on let me ask captain fun

Captain Fun by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020

CaptainCunnilingus 

It has been a known fact that select women experience ejaculation during orgasm, it is a less known fact that many women who have never done it, in fact can and most women have that control they just need to be trained to do so. Captaincunnilingus is a man that can control it, simply meaning this "Talent" be it natural or something he was taught, i am not sure. He has the talent to most times with oral stimulation introduce women to female ejaculation that have never done so before.

This is 100% true myself and 4 other women that i personally know have experienced this. No Girls I am not allowed to say his name here due to The definition rules so i will just call him H. - I believe he has settled down with some lucky one and no longer practices his talent outside the house, But if your in the denver area ask about Captaincunnilingus

CaptainCunnilingus by Wehadtoletyaknow March 4, 2011

captainpunko 

The father of bankey, the talking blanket with 3 holes. 1 mouth hole, 2 ear holes

"here comes captainpunko."

captainpunko by Cursed October 18, 2022