Captain Fagtastic 

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.

"Hey Captain Fagtastic, try not to nigger-lip the bowl so much."

Captain Fagtastic by B-More Bro August 11, 2008

captain fantastic 

commonly used nickname for male genitalia

Don't talk to me talk to Captain Fantastic, he did it.

Wake up Captain Fantastic, I need you!

captain fantastic by shbenshkabob September 14, 2005

captain fantastic 

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.

Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.

captain fantastic by timmy January 22, 2004