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Captain Cock 

When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.

If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)
I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.
Captain Cock by Stixx518 February 15, 2009

captain cock smoker 

This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.
Wow!, Bill will suck any ones dick who ask him to. That faggot must be the captain cock smoker.

captain cock punch 

a eightys superhero trying to make his comeback
mark; OMG i just love captain cock punch!

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples
Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
captain cock block by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “

Cock Captain 

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.
Cock Captain by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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