A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted
access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain
Morgan's Spiced Rum as
fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or
go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4
frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at
11 minutes
set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.
"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."
"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the
beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys did a
Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound
like Helen Keller"