A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.
*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"
by Oscar was wrong December 2, 2016
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a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post
op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*
by a person you don't care about December 19, 2014
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Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.
A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)
by Dan Lohman August 10, 2002
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Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"
by rumforestrum April 29, 2011
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The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!
by candy_mountain November 14, 2012
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- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis
I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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