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Exaggeration of a sentence/confirmation about the seriousness of a statement
Person 1: I am so hungry, caps on
person 2: Caps on bro, same here
Caps on by lilscxrpi May 15, 2020

going all caps on someone

When one becomes so enraged that they shout at someone online through email, text, or social media by using all capital letters. Quite often overuse of exclamation points will accompany the text.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!! is an example of "going all caps on someone"
going all caps on someone by itallica September 22, 2010

Keep the caps on the Schnapps

"Fancy-pants" way of saying "keep da plug in da jug".
If da King had followed his own "Keep the caps on the Schnapps" advice during his temperance-revival meetings instead of periodically "puttin' in his time with a private jug, on the sly", he might not have been pursued by all of da angry townspeople whom he'd duped and swindled.

ur caps r on, btw

Shaq's epic reply to Oprah's all caps message on twitter, which has all the signs of being an incipient meme. You will probably see it used whenever someone writes in all caps.

Ironically, it's likely that Oprah was holding down shift instead of having caps lock on because the 'st' in '21st' is lower-case.
Oprah: HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY .

Shaq: @oprah ur caps r on, btw
ur caps r on, btw by glueboy April 20, 2009

to capsonize 

To get in close space with a person you wanna fuck, without her knowing about your intentions and theoretically having no chances to escape
He decided to capsonize me in his room, after we've ended smoking a blunt, so i got scared AF
to capsonize by Kuba Corp. July 17, 2020

to capsonize 

to get into close space with somebody you wanna fuck, without them knowing about your intentions and theoretically having no chance to esape
after we've ended smoking a blunt, he closed the door as far as I am concerned trying to capsonize me in his room, so I got scared AF
to capsonize by beardoesdrugs. July 17, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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