by Not Bill from ft worth July 10, 2018
Get the Capital Onemug. TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!
by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
Get the Capital Onemug. They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022
Get the Capital Onemug. Another name for the exclamation point. "!" is the majuscule or upper case form of the character "1."
Every time I write numbers in my lab reports I use capital one instead of just one. I tried to type one thousand fourhundred three and came up with "!403."
by Shank89 November 20, 2010
Get the Capital Onemug. Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.
by Christinalicious January 14, 2009
Get the capital onemug. When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet”
The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals
by kendoobious May 22, 2022
Get the The capital one specialmug. A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife
by Custardcannon August 22, 2016
Get the capital one cupmug.