Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.
Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
When responding to a Facebook post, message or other written communication you reply in all CAPITAL LETTERS! This will show you are angry with the content or upset that you have to repeat yourself etc.
Q: I can't log into my computer, will somebody help me? (This question has already been answered at least 10 times)
A: DENISE I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO DO THIS MANY TIMES!
Denise just got CAPSLAPPED!