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Cap Slap
Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.
Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Cap Slap by spicypickles700 March 24, 2021
Related Words
Knee cap slap
Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru
Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru
Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
Knee cap slap by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018
slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch
(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch by Ka-Five March 14, 2005
CAPSLAP
CAPSLAP by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006
CAPSLAP
When responding to a Facebook post, message or other written communication you reply in all CAPITAL LETTERS! This will show you are angry with the content or upset that you have to repeat yourself etc.
Q: I can't log into my computer, will somebody help me? (This question has already been answered at least 10 times)
A: DENISE I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO DO THIS MANY TIMES!
Denise just got CAPSLAPPED!
A: DENISE I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO DO THIS MANY TIMES!
Denise just got CAPSLAPPED!
CAPSLAP by Socialpolice June 12, 2020
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