Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

by K40 January 13, 2004

Mango Cap

The act of taking the foreskin of one girl's vagina, and putting it over the head of another girl.

Girl 1: Wow! You were amazing last night!

Girl 2: You were too! I can't believe your parents didn't hear us when we did the mango cap.

by DAdrian April 8, 2012

Capmandew

One of the best alcoholic drinks ever made, a mixture of the soda Mountain Dew with Captain Morgan, resulting in CapManDew.

Pinky: Yo, got some 'Cap wit me, man, wanna watch Friday and drink it?

Dawg: Naw, man. Here, put this 'Dew in it, we'll make CapManDew. Keeps u awake longer.

by PinkytheFloyd September 23, 2009

Boss Capman

Giving head

Nicole is the queen of Boss Capman!!

by Bianca Cas September 10, 2010

Capman

A Capman is an awesome person with a spectacular sense of humor. A Capman knows how to through a partyand always have great stories to tell

man those Capmans' are AWESOME

by GolfMikeCharlie February 19, 2011