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Cap Slap 

Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.
Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Cap Slap by spicypickles700 March 24, 2021
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Cap-Slap 

While fucking, the male busts a nut in the girl's hat then proceed to put the hat back on her head.
I am about to cum, give me you hat so i can Cap-Slap you bitch.
Cap-Slap by Tchami120 April 13, 2015

Knee cap slap 

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.
Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
Knee cap slap by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018

slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch 

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"
The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone.
Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had CAPS LOCK on.
CAPSLAP by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006
When responding to a Facebook post, message or other written communication you reply in all CAPITAL LETTERS! This will show you are angry with the content or upset that you have to repeat yourself etc.
Q: I can't log into my computer, will somebody help me? (This question has already been answered at least 10 times)
A: DENISE I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO DO THIS MANY TIMES!
Denise just got CAPSLAPPED!
CAPSLAP by Socialpolice June 12, 2020
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