Cap’n Crunch
Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.
Cap’n Crunch by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020
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Cap’n Crunch
Cap’n Crunch by Chettywapper November 4, 2019
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CAP’N CRUNCH by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020
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cap'n crunch by Go Peter April 24, 2003
cap'n crunch
an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
cap'n crunch by cereal killa January 18, 2005
Cap'n Crunch
When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
Cap'n Crunch by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004
Cap'n Crunch
This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.
My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"
Cap'n Crunch by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003
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