Cap'n

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

Cap'n

Your lying( New York Slang)

Dude one: Bro, that girl we met at the party was topping me off in the bathroom

Dude two: You cap'n

Dude two: Nah deadass

by Kaye.Baddie July 20, 2019

Cap'n

From the comercial for Captain Morgan (spiced rum)

"Got a litte Cap'n in ya?"

by claire November 15, 2004

Cap'n

The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.

"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."

by omgwtfbbq October 25, 2004

Cap'N

Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.

Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.

by The Chief of The Tribe June 10, 2011

Cap'n Insano

Cap'n Insano is a male or female who is so batshit nuts that they are the Captain on their own personal ship of fools (which consists solely of themselves).

"Darla went beserkers on me for drinking her last Yoohoo. That bitch is full-on Cap'n Insano!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

Cap'n Crunk

Cap'n Crunch mixed with vodka.

Randy the village drunk always ate Cap'n Crunk for breakfast.

by Wray&Nephew November 28, 2012