Cap'N

Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.

Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.

by The Chief of The Tribe June 10, 2011

Cap'n

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

the cap'n

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.

"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"

by lil billy December 29, 2003

Cap'n

Your lying( New York Slang)

Dude one: Bro, that girl we met at the party was topping me off in the bathroom

Dude two: You cap'n

Dude two: Nah deadass

by Kaye.Baddie July 20, 2019

The Cap'n

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

by The Cap'n December 29, 2003

Cap'n

From the comercial for Captain Morgan (spiced rum)

"Got a litte Cap'n in ya?"

by claire November 15, 2004

Cap'n

The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.

"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."

by omgwtfbbq October 25, 2004