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cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
that guy has a cannon penis,bro!
cannon penis by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs
Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

penis cannon 

Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!
penis cannon by slopeeps November 16, 2010

Penis cannon 

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force
Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable
Penis cannon by The D-fīner March 30, 2015
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026