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cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
that guy has a cannon penis,bro!
cannon penis by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs
Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

penis cannon 

Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!
penis cannon by slopeeps November 16, 2010

Penis cannon 

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force
Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable
Penis cannon by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026