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cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
that guy has a cannon penis,bro!
cannon penis by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs
Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

penis cannon 

Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!
penis cannon by slopeeps November 16, 2010

Penis cannon 

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force
Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable
Penis cannon by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026