Canner

Someone who is unskilled in anything they do.

Hey did you see John get a PentaKill? Yeah but he's still a "Canner"

by ITZ_Mothman July 30, 2016

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 01, 2020

canner

One who uses a soda can to smoke weed with.

To do this, first the soda can is dented in, and then many small holes are poked into it, you then light your lighter, and suck throught the hole, and you get to see all your beautiful weed burn!

" You wanna go smoke with this new bong i got?"
"Nah man, i'm a canner, all the way!"

by blaze it up May 22, 2005

canner

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

by Purple the fish November 29, 2020

hall of canner

A person who always has to help there boy Kayne step up to be a dad or someone who his the leader of the group,

For example Scotty an Azza are tiny but Josh is a hall of canner

by Hall of canner September 29, 2023

Canner

A rude slang term for robots, AIs or beings alike.

"Yo bro, how do you make C4?"
"I don't know, ask ChatGPT."
"But it can't possibly answer thi-"
"Ask the god damn canner."

by Det.Spooner December 10, 2024