SurMesh's definitions
Word: Canner 😏
(Unofficial, Surina-dictionary edition)
A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
(Unofficial, Surina-dictionary edition)
A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
by SurMesh November 3, 2025
Get the Cannermug.