Canley

One who is narcoleptic and/or is often very tired

I'm feeling really Canley. I am gonna go to sleep

by 7dknight September 6, 2019

Catleya

saucy, spicy and slightly exotic, one of a kind with a wit and humor that can't be rivaled.

Prone to spectacular outbursts, and reasonably tough, wouldn't want to step over her.

That is such a Catleya comment
Think you're tough like Catleya do you?

by kelliejane February 4, 2010

Calley

Is the cutest prettiest most beautiful lovable and wonderful person you’ll meet. She likes to play pranks and watch the office. She says the cutest things and is very huggable.

Calley is very baller!
Calley is a keeper.

by ballerbroski October 1, 2019

Caley

Caley is such a sweet person when she wants to be. If she doesn’t like you, she will rip you to pieces. Caley is very talented at everything. A real “Jack of All Trades”. Caley is definitely the life of the party at all times. She will make any situation better. She is always the hottest girl in the room and always has boys chasing after her. If she doesn’t like you, she really doesn’t like you, but she will try and let you down easy. Her intentions are never to hurt anyone, except when she wants to. Caley usually has soooo many different crushes. So if someone rejects her, she’s just gonna move onto the next. It is very rare for Caley to be stuck on one guy. She is usually the most popular. She has a bunch of friends and knows almost everyone, but only has a few close ones. She has a contagious laugh. Caley loves to make people happy and has a great sense of humor. Her jokes can get kind of corny, but her laugh will always make you laugh. If you are a close friend to Caley keep her close, and don’t make her mad.

Guy 1: “WOAH! She is hot! I’m an definitely going to get her number!

Guy 2: No way! She’s a Caley she has a whole list of guys! And if she doesn’t like you, she doesn’t like you!

by MANCHESTAA GAL November 27, 2019

The Conley

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.

Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.

by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008

Dirty Carley

When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.

Jake made Nigel do the dirty Carley for him the other night

by Dirty Brendan February 25, 2019

Carleydrunk

When you drink so much alcohol that you lose all motor functions. Frequent tripping, falling, and bleeding are involved and the occasional arrest is made.

Dude! What the fuck happened to Nick last night?! how the fuck did he end up in Jail!?

Dawg, he was Carleydrunk

or

Dawg, you fucked your whale of a cousin last night!

I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk

by Delta Rabbit December 16, 2009