candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 29, 2006

candypants

term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.

"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."

by V-rizzle July 12, 2007

candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 20, 2006

cuntypants

pants made specifically to compliment and accentuate the pubic region of a womans body

put on your cuntypants darling , its time for whoopy

by frabomibosston May 10, 2009

crankypants

A person who is cranky on a regular basis over stupid things. They are not angry, just cranky.

My boss can be a real crankypants.

by Janet S. July 22, 2008

crankypants

Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.

Alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?

by senorgato July 15, 2006

Candyfangs

The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.

You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee

by Spiffers the Spectacular February 9, 2014